Via text.
Goldie: Did you know you're the beneficiary of my $90,000 life insurance policy (through work)?
olivia.: Ha. I will be killing you soon. I need some money.
Goldie: I'm only worth $90k to you?!
olivia.: Bitch, I'd kill you for $5k. Haha. The economy is bad. I gotta get in where I fit in.
1 comments:
yea that's the excuse for everything now.
recession.
"why'd you only give a 10% tip?"
"recession, man."
"you didn't break that girl off last night?!"
"recession, man. gotta conserve in every way."
lol.
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